Packing

All 3 members of my nuclear family will be in the city Friday morning. They are coming to fetch me and my belongings and haul my life to Michigan (thank you in advance, family). Because I have an unusually low tolerance for preventable stress, I started packing a few days ago. The process has generated some interesting quandaries.

• Is it all going to fit?
• If it does not all fit what should I chuck?
• My flower vases?
• My books?
• My miscellaneous kitchen box (evoo, garlic salt, jasmine rice, unopened ketchup etc.)?
• Did the woman that invented the plastic knobs that prevents the packing tape from sticking to itself get a huge promotion?
• Don't even start, of course it was a woman.