Welcome to a recurring series of posts where I will remove the cloaks of cynicism and sarcasm (you didn't think I had one, did ya?) in order to point out the bright side of a few melancholy observations/truths.
The blah: The sun, like, never shines in Michigan in January which leaves my skin the color and approximate transparency of skim milk.
The bright side: I will do my part to help ameliorate the dismal Michigan economy by parting with some hard earned cash in exchange for a few minutes in a tanning bed. Also, I will ease the worries of perfect strangers; I will no longer appear to be in desperate need of a blood transfusion.
The blah: Strawberries are out of season.
The bright side: Cara Cara oranges are available at Trader Joe's. And their insides are PINK!!
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