Me: Yes?
Them: Your downstairs neighbor has a leak in her bathroom, we need to investigate.
Me: OK.
They move my bed and nightstand to reveal a secret access to pipes. There are a lot of loud, banging noises.
Them: Do you need to take a shower in the next 24 hours?
Me: Um... yes?
Them: Well, we need to re-caulk your shower. And it takes 24 hours for it to dry.
Me: Sounds like I don't really have a choice.
They proceed to caulk my shower and complain to each other about people that leave messages at the emergency number about non-emergencies.
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