In the event that you are unaware, I despise mayonaise. It tastes bad, it smells bad and it's a member of the teeny tiny triangle atop the food pyramid. It has no purpose!
You: But without mayo my sandwich is dry!
Me: A so-called "dry" sandwich is a more easily acquired taste than mayonaise. And it's better for you. Add some onions and suck it up, buttercup.
Today I wandered down to our cafeteria to purchase some lunch and to my surprise NONE of the pre-made sandwiches had a trace of mayo. Yay!
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