Top 10: things I do not understand

10. How the expiration date for a bag of brownie batter is determined.
9. Why anyone thought the "Michigan left" was a good idea.
8. Why furniture is often too large to fit through doorways or, for that matter,
7. Why doorways are too narrow to allow for the easy passing of chic love-seats.
6. How in one town the temperature can be well below freezing in the 8 o'clock hour of the morning and in the 60s by 3pm.
5. Why it's a PBJ and not a JPB.
4. Why people think it's OK to shoot the bird at the bus station; it's not funny.
3. Histology.
2. Why Chanel isn't more coveted.
1. Why more teams don't go for it on the 4th down; I'd go for it every time.