Showing posts with label Top 10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top 10. Show all posts

Monday, November 8, 2010

Top 10: things I do not understand

10. How the expiration date for a bag of brownie batter is determined.
9. Why anyone thought the "Michigan left" was a good idea.
8. Why furniture is often too large to fit through doorways or, for that matter,
7. Why doorways are too narrow to allow for the easy passing of chic love-seats.
6. How in one town the temperature can be well below freezing in the 8 o'clock hour of the morning and in the 60s by 3pm.
5. Why it's a PBJ and not a JPB.
4. Why people think it's OK to shoot the bird at the bus station; it's not funny.
3. Histology.
2. Why Chanel isn't more coveted.
1. Why more teams don't go for it on the 4th down; I'd go for it every time.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Top 10: Things to Appreciate as Your 25th Birthday Approaches

In no particular order...

10.  Toes with enough dexterity to pinch your boyfriend from the opposite end of the couch.

9.  The self confidence and maturity necessary to be OK with publicly admitting that you might be addicted to your DVR.

8.  Break-n-bake cookies.

7.  The best, best friends.

6.  A best friend's darling baby.

5.  The opportunity to go to graduate school (and to borrow the money from the government to do so).  Did I really just thank the government for my massive debt?

4.  The unconditional love of wonderful parents.

3.  Karl, and his cautious optimism.

2.  A 401K (even if it is tiny).

1.  A healthy heart; capable of maintaining vital blood flow and giving and receiving true love in all its forms.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Top 10: Reasons I Love IKEA

10. IKEA is fun to say.
9. It's so... Swedish.
8. The prices are low enough for me to furnish my entire apartment.
7. Creative? No. BRILLIANT.
6. It's not Wal-mart (or Meijer).
5. All four wheels on the carts are capable of 360 degree rotation.
4. The instruction manuals are unintentionally hilarious.
3. Karl loves the meatballs.
2. $0.79 plates that aren't that ugly.
1. The folks at IKEA are just, well, honest.  Case in point:




Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Top 10: Positive Buzz

10. Creative juices (as in let them flow).
9. Spin in circles with glee.
8. Mmm.
7. Empower.
6. Daydreams.
5. Laugh til it hurts.
4. Amiable (like my friends Jane, Elizabeth and Darcy).
3. Fond.
2. Inspire.
1. Love.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Top 10: What's Hott For Spring

10. Grass fed beef.
9. Freckles.
8. Muffins.
7. Bird feeders.
6. Three-quarter sleeved blazers.
5. Short hair.
4. Skirts of all hemlines - liberate those legs from oppressive pants!
3. Greek yogurt.
2. Purple (as in my duvet cover, my new cardigan and my san fran mani).
1. Love (is all you need).

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Top Ten Thoughts In My Head Right Now

10. Dried pineapple rings from Trader Joe's are sublime.
9. I hope I don't confuse the material for my two exams; do antibodies exist for preference-sensitive care?
8. I am tired of wearing a down jacket daily.
7. What's for dinner?
6. Project Runway tonight!
5. Cynical med students make imperfect MPH students and, generally, speak too loud in the computer lab.
4. Should I cut my hair?
3. Do I want to finish the rest of my cold coffee?
2. I hope I don't go grey any time soon.
1. I need to water my plants when I get home.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Top 10: New Year's Resolutions

10. Less profanity.  I love a good challenge and as such I plan to eliminate four letter words in favor of high brow vocabulary.  A few of my faves for 2010: magniloquent, sinecure, and corpuscular.

9. Healthier diet.  BreakNbakes don't have too many calories.

8. Graduate from medium to hard on Guitar Hero (watch out, Karl).

7. Make my bed every day.

6. Wear everything in my closet.  At least once.

5. Blog less sporadically.

4. Watch less TV.  This one's easy: watch everything on DVR, watch less commercials and thus less TV.

3. Create a wearable garment.

2. Introduce more people to the euphoric yet frugal indulgence that is drinking sparkling, pamplemousse flavored water by La Croix.

1. Keep the glass well above the half full line.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Top 6: Fave Words of the Mome(nt)

6. Globular (as in hydrophobic proteins).
5. Glee
4. Plaxico
3. Washtenaw (county that contains Ann Arbor).
2. Efficacy
1. Anachronistic

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Top 10: Cable Inundation

As it's been previously mentioned, Ms. Lagerfeld does not indulge the monopolistic and greedy providers of cable television.  However, I am currently in the lover's state (VA) and since I am lodging with the rents and unemployed I have had ample time to sample the sweets of the unfree tv.  My top 10 favorites are below.

10. Ancient episodes of Party of Five on channel 4.

9. Old, but not ancient, eps of Jon & Kate Plus 8, sigh.

8. Toddlers in Tiaras: uncomfortably disturbing but gripping.

7. This one's embarrassing: The T.O. Show on VH1.

6. Made: Dream Date on MTV.

5. All but the last 6 minutes of A Baby Story (seriously, who wants to watch the birth??).

4. What Not to Wear; I <3 Clinton!

3. Ellen.  That woman is HAPPY.

2. The Soup on E!.

1. ESPN2: US OPEN coverage!!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Top 10

Reasons I am Excited to Move to Ann Arbor

10. A public transportation system devoid of slimey vermen.

9. Full sized grocery stores.

8. Paying half the rent for twice as much apartment.

7. Increased exposure to hippies.

6. Proximity to the Candanian border.

5. Ample snow to build (multiple) snowpeople.

4. New boots.

3. Step one to becoming an epidemiologist and saving the world one chronic disease at a time.

2. Exponentially more time to consult Karl (in person!) for free fashion advice.

1. The only thing better than an adventure is one marked by opportunity, faith and love.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Top 10

Things I'll Miss About the Big Apple

10. Early release of movies.

9. Larger than life coincidences (i.e. impromptu Q&A with the director of Valentino: The Last Emperor after a Friday night show at City Cinemas).

8. Broadway (LOVED Legally Blonde).

7. Central park.

6. 6 billion different restaurants.

5. Walking home from the grocery store.

4. The MTA ("Courtesy is contagious").

3. The pizza.

2. $20 mani/pedis (yes, $20 for BOTH).

1. Pinkberry.